Mrs. Moosberger, Pt. #3: Palin and Bullwinkle
...To Kill Something Besides A Moose
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O.K., I'll step out of the single-wide and come back to civilization.
So John McCain's running mate likes to kill big animals and eat their meat. What's the big deal?
Here's my take. You've probably heard this one before from me, but it's worth repeating:
Once I was doing a bookstore promotion with a man named Duncan Renaldo. Who? O.K., reach back into the early fifties and very early television. Duncan Renaldo was the "Cisco Kid" and one of my early heroes. He was promoting a book - of poetry (a friend's). Even though he was much older (and much shorter) than I had imagined him, I loved hearing his stories about working for a TV studio and his early days in films.
"You know, I could have made more money, if I endorsed cap pistols with my name on them."
"Why didn't you?"
"Because every time you point a gun at someone, even a toy pistol, it means, 'I want to kill you!' I could never do that. Never."
That little old man's philosophy has stayed with me for thirty years.
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"Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Sure. But guns make it easier. Knives are messier, baseball bats are too conspicuous, and poison takes a certain amount of finesse. And every guy over 21 who owns a gun legally has a powerful lobby to help him keep it.
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"But strict gun control would make it hard for people to obtain weapons to defend themselves as it says in the Second Amendment."
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Tough. Do as Christ said and "turn the other cheek." Or stay out of places you know of where people have guns. Burglar? If you shot him, he'd only wind up suing you. If you killed him, you'd be in for manslaughter.
Now the NRA has a champion who shoots some of her meat - a champion to uphold their gun rights. Does anyone feel safer now?
Just a thought.
Of course, I like this kind of "gun show":
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So shoot me.
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