Another Clown of September: The OC's Michael Duvall Had A "Spanking" Good Time! ...Until he RESIGNED!

"She Wears Little Eyepatch Underwear..."

Don't You Just LOVE hot microphones? They bring out the best hypocrisy in politicians! Because the antics of "Family Values" politicians always fill us with delight, I'll try to continue the article The Clowns of September whenever I can, adding a new clown here and there or featuring a clown's latest inanity. Today's clown is Michael Duvall, California State Assemblyman for arch-conservative Orange County, California. As an Assemblyman, he's a "100% Family Values" man (as one FV source put it), but as a clown, he's hysterical:

"She wears little eye-patch underwear...So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And? so, we had made love Wednesday-a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going up and down the stairs, and you're [CENSORED]"

And the ladies (yes, plural) he talked about aren't prostitutes but ... Ta Da! ... married lobbyists! Way to go, Assemblyman Duvall!

Update:

September Clown Sets Record for
Speediest Resignation EVER!

Oh, The Power Of The Hot Microphone! And the media. Within HOURS of the revelation of his oh-so-hot infidelities, Assemblyman Michael Duvall (R), resigned.
From: SFGate.com:

Assemblyman Mike Duvall, whose votes on family oriented legislation received high marks from conservative groups, said in a statement the furor over his comments had begun to divert attention from the work his fellow lawmakers were trying to finish during the final week of their session.

"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my colleagues in the Assembly, who are working hard on the very serious problems facing our state," he said. "Therefore, I have decided to resign my office, effective immediately, so that the Assembly can get back to work."

Question is: will Duvall "get back to work" on his playmates? Not any time soon, I'll venture. He'll be dogged by the press as long as people want more skanky details.