Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Ten Most Stupid People of 2008

I can't help it. Of the ten most stupid people in 2008, five are "men of God" and one is a woman who wants to BE God! It's a no-brainer that they were all Republicans, ah, sorry, I mean "Conservatives". Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly were disqualified because they are PAID to be stupid. They are PROFESSIONAL idiots.

#10 Michelle Bachmann

For her mix-up of Jesus Christ with Nancy Pelosi:

[Pelosi] is committed to her global warming fanaticism to the point where she has said that she's just trying to save the planet. We all know that someone did that over 2,000 years ago, they saved the planet -- we didn't need Nancy Pelosi to do that.
# 9 John McCain
Simply for not knowing who Sarah Palin was.

# 8 John Hagee

From one of his stupid books:
Most readers will be shocked by the clear record of history linking Adolf Hitler and the Roman Catholic Church in a conspiracy to exterminate the Jews.
#7 Pat Robertson
That's not God talking to Robertson. It's senility.

# 6 Rod Parsley

For using fatal military terms in his sermons without a license.

#5 Dick Cheney:

(From Think Progress):
When told that two-thirds of Americans disapproved of the Iraq war, Cheney responded “so?,” adding that he didn’t care what the American people thought.
This statement isn't just snide arrogance, it's very, very stupid: the "Will of the People" doesn't stop after elections. It goes on and it evolves after finding out facts about the performance of the administration they voted into office. Iraq, Abu Ghraib and Katrina proved that people didn't like what they were seeing, but according to Cheney, "who cares? They're stuck with us! Fuck 'em!"

#4. Mike Huckabee
When it came to comments on gay marriage and gay rights, Huckabee scored the most laughter on sound tracks across the country. What do you expect from a guy who, 10 years after research defined HIV transmission, still thought you could get AIDS from a toilet seat?

#3 Sarah Palin
Appearing on Saturday Night Live! does not necessarily mean that you are a good sport about political satire. It merely means you are not able to quell the furor evoked by hilarious take-offs of a TV show easily understood by people with half a brain. Making yourself look ridiculous after others have made you look ridiculous is not necessarily the best political strategy.

#2. Rick Warren

First he hates gays, then he loves them. The backpedaling this "man of God" has performed is astounding, given that he's a Southern Baptist who thinks he can get more people to convert to Christianity by wearing Hawaiian shirts. And building skateboard parks. His "many gay friends" have yet to come forward to say they invited him to dinner just to hear him insult them with verses from the Bible.

#1 George W. B**h

On the bailout plan for the U.S. economy:

If money isn't loosened up, this sucker could go down!
Enough said.