Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Trump And Huckabee: Two More Clowns Of God As Presidential Hopefuls

Can't we dismiss them BOTH "at our own peril."?!!

A recent poll has shown Donald Trump only slightly behind Mike Huckabee in approval for the Republican Nomination in 2012. That's right, "The Donald" has come on surprisingly strong. Huckabee's reaction?

On Laura Ingraham's show:

HUCKABEE: Well, I had a wonderful meeting with Donald Trump. I think he’s a very serious contender. He’s going to get in. I kind of went into the meeting thinking he’s not really going to run. Came out thinking, by gosh, he really is. [...]

INGRAHAM: Could there be a possible Huckabee/Trump ticket in the offing here?

HUCKABEE: Never say never. I don’t know. But, whether Donald Trump would ever want to be seen on the same stage with me, I don’t know. But I found him very engaging, and a very smart guy. And I think people will dismiss him at their own peril."

The Clowns of God

In 1981, Morris West (Shoes of the Fisherman) wrote a book titled The Clowns of God. And while it centered around the politics of the Roman Catholic curia during the height of the Cold War, its premise of religion and politics was prescient: never before have we had religion breathing harder down the necks of politicians (and voters) than now - the height of the Culture War. But while West's portrayal of cardinals as a bunch of madcap, wild clowns was meant to be broadly metaphorical, our current crop of  Republican/Tea Party Presidential hopefuls look more like circus clowns than the red-robed kind. 

The ticket of Trump/Huckabee or Huckabee/Trump (whichever one you believe) certainly makes that point. The very possibility of a campaign duo comprised of a former governor/minister and a real estate mogul/media personality conjures up all sorts of images, the least of which is having them lead the other hopefuls out of a bright yellow mini VW bug. Taking anything seriously from them would take an astounding  feat of composure, like trying not to laugh while being cruelly tickled to death. Looked at as a whole, they are more like "Killer Clowns From Outer Space."

Yes, it's unfortunate that we have to take any of them seriously, but the horror of today's religio-political scene is that we must . Why? Simply because other people WILL. And those people vote. The spectrum of clowns is much greater than it was in 2008, going from a former congressman who holds the record for the most charges of ethics violations (84) to a governor who has a hard time explaining his association with a white supremacist group. But as the video of Donald Trump's interview on Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network proves, they all have to have some semblance of religiosity in order to please the Christian Right with its hunger for all ideologies "Christian."

Let's take a look at the Presidential hopefuls in terms of background, policies and religiosity.*

Mike Huckabee:
Big Loser (in weight - 110lbs.) but slowly gaining it back. 
Former Governor of Arkansas (trying to undo what Clinton had done to the state). 
Wanted to quarantine people with AIDS at a time when casual contract as transmission had been medically debunked for years.
Southern Baptist minister from 1980  to  1996  whose sermons for ten of those years  have mysteriously disappeared ("accidentally shredded")
Idolater of Christian "historian" David Barton to the point of saying that everyone should listen to him at gunpoint.
News analyst for FOX News (a rather oxymoronic position)
Famous for having to "re-frame" positions or outright flip-flopping
Religiosity Index: 9

Donald Trump:

Real estate mogul 
Celebrity/personality synonymous with the term "You're Fired!"
Confirmed "Birther"
Condemns discrimination against gays but is definitely not for same-sex marriage
Considers himself a Christian and is Presbyterian, Catholic or something else depending upon the date of the biography.
Religiosity Index: 4

Sarah Palin:

Half-term governor of Alaska
Republican Nominee for Vice President
Darling of the "common man" and Tea Party
Founder of the "Pink Elephant" Movement, helping Conservative women to get elected
Baptized Roman Catholic, became a Pentecostal and was prayed over by Thomas Muthee, leading African preacher/witch-hunter
Dropped Assemblies of God for Wasilla Bible Church because it had a "better children's ministries"
A contributor to FOX News
Religiosity Index: 5

Michele Bachmann:

U.S. Representative for the 6th Congressional District in the State of Minnesota
Supporter of the Tea Party
Famous for the quotes "armed and dangerous" and "slit our wrists" 
Profound believer in the existence of "death panels" in the health care reform bill
Supporter of Constitutional Amendment banning same-sex marriage
Supporter of controversial rock band advocating death to homosexuals
Owner of a Christian Counseling Clinic
Mother of five children and foster parent to 23 children over the last several decades
Member of the Wisconsin Lutheran Synod
Religiosity Index: 9

Rick Santorum:

The only politician to have a sexual neologism coined after his last name (google "Santorum")**
Ardent opponent of gay rights, same-sex marriage, and obsessive about priests and pedophilia
Ardent proponent of Intelligent Design
Sponsor of proposed legislation preventing the National Weather Service from issuing warnings where commercial interests could issue alarms.
Firm believer that the Crusades weren't all that bad***
Head of a very Catholic family, and became a Knight of Magistral Grace of the The Knights of Malta
Religiosity Index: 9

Mitt Romney:

Former governor of Massachusetts
Mormon (so, as seen by many in the Christian Right, Romney belongs to a "cult")
Flip-flopper on a number of issues including stem cell research, abortion and some gay rights issues, veering to the Right during his tenure in office as governor.
Religiosity Index: 3

Newt Gingrich:

Record-holder of the most ethics charges against any Congressman (84) and the only Speaker of the House to be disciplined ethhics violations (at a cost to Gingrich of $300,000)
Convert to Catholicism from the Baptist denomination
Dinosaur enthusiast (does not touch the subject of evolution)
Serial adulterer who explained that his "love for his country" made him work too hard and as a result "things happened in my life that were not appropriate."
Supporter of tougher immigration laws and believes Islam has too many radical elements
Religiosity Index: 6

Haley Barbour:

Governor of Mississippi
Influential lobbyist for firms like R.J. Reynolds and Microsoft
Questionable attitudes on racism****
Most notable quote about eliminating the subject of slavery from Confederate History Month: "'s trying to make a big deal out of something doesn't amount to diddly"
Supports the White Citizens Council (a white supremacist group)
Religiosity Index: 4

Add more clowns to the rostrum and the Republican Presidential hopeful lineup may rival anything Ringling Bros. has ever produced. 

Seriously, progressives should be praying for more clowns to weaken the Right and its chances of gaining the Executive Branch of government. A recent poll by Polling for Public Policy indicates that 3 months into the "new" Congress people are already dropping away from Republicans at an alarming rate: things like budget cuts at national and state level and open contempt for unions have not endeared voters to the GOP:
Voters may not love Obama as once they did but they're finding him to be more reasonable than the alternative and that means it will be hard for the GOP to knock him off next year without a top notch nominee.
So, send in the Clowns of God. With the way things are going in the country, we need laughter to help us through all the self-righteousness and hypocrisy that last November has enabled. 

* Yes, I realize this is totally arbitrary on my part, but it's rather difficult to rate politicians on their supposed thoughts as opposed to their deeds. 
**Rick Santorum seems to be a magnate for anal sobriquets: after sharing the floor of the Senate with him for three weeks, Senator Bob Kerrey of Nebraska said: "Santorum — That's Latin for assh*le."
*** This prompted us to respond with a Christian Crime Line
**** In a recent poll, Mississippi Republicans were asked about interracial marriage. A majority thought that interracial marriage should still be illegal.

Homoerotic Pics By A Homophobic Self-styled "Youth Analyst": Why Catching Hypocrites Is Sooo Sweet!

Truth Wins Out Wayne Besen's latest discovery is a pip! Former "Youth Analyst" for Exodus International (the ex-gay "pray away the gay" group), Michael Ensley, is now a photographer in Orlando, Fla with a penchant for homoeroticism like you wouldn't believe!

This is why I like exposing hypocrites, because he really deserves an outing: while in his job at Exodus, he told parents to "distance" themselves from their children and to eschew legitimate therapy for Exodus, where everything would be made right with God. The crock of BS never stops overflowing with people like Ensley. 

The End Of The World Will Be May 21st - According To A Venerable, Old Crackpot

But give him money, anyway!

I consider myself old. Maybe that's why this man's message is so jarring and funny at the same time. True, he's 25 years my senior, but he makes me feel like the age-difference is more like 60 years. 

Harold Camping has been carping about the end times for the last 4 decades, coming up with his own arithmetic as to the exact time and the age of the universe (11,013 B.C.). He is also into annihilationism (no hell, no earth, but heaven only after Judgment Day).

One interesting facet of his end-times theory: God created Gay Pride to signal the end of the world.

Go figure.

Pink Toenails Will Turn Him Gay!!

The folks at New American are up in arms about the President of J. Crew painting her toddler's toenails pink. They see it as another gender identity controversy. 

From FOX News:

"This is a dramatic example of the way that our culture is being encouraged to abandon all trappings of gender identity."
- Dr. Keith Ablow in Health Columns