Versus Versus Versus!

Why, our my little 'ole brains would bust

if we thought of all the possibilities!

Even though the field of candidates has dwindled, we Americans still have plenty of sides to choose from. You think it eventually boils down to two parties? Guess again:

Clinton vs. McCain - Steel Magnolia vs. the War in Iraq

Clinton vs. Romney - Woman vs. Man

Clinton vs. Huckabee - Woman vs. Southern Baptist Preacher

Obama vs. McCain - African-American vs. War in Iraq

Obama vs. Romney - African-American vs. White Wealthy Man

Obama vs. Huckabee - Race vs. God

Then we have:

Liberalism vs. Value Voters

Focus on the Family vs. Same Sex Marriage

Illegal aliens vs. White Supremicists

Globalization vs. Ostrich head-in-the-sandism

Secularism vs. Christianism

Ann Coulter vs. Everyone

etc. etc. etc. into infinity! And until November (FOREVER!)