Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Scandal! Cheney Confesses Undying Love for Limbaugh!!

Will The Tabloids Be Able To Tell The WHOLE Story?

I swear the entire net is laughing about Cheney's statement that he LOVES Rush Limbaugh! Google "Cheney Loves Limbaugh" and you will find (I swear) the first 100 entries dedicated to that one statement. As if people didn't know they were twins separated at birth!

And, yes, people are laughing. They are not coming to the defense of either party. They are content to carry the joke further and further. You think Michael Steele - the perpetual gaffe machine - was entertaining. These two might wipe him off the front pages of The Onion.
Cartoonists are already exhausted and have taken up enough ink and lead to sink a battleship. Just view them today... and for the next week.

Ridiculous? I hope they profess love for each other forever! When a V.P. who had an approval rating below 20 and a broadcaster who thinks he's the head of the Republican Party, but is thought of NEGATIVELY by over 65% of the American public, they can't help but drag each other down! These two guys who glory in a kind of fascism of their owning making should be pictured in "love nests" in every paper in America!

And the love Dick feels for Rush is not unrequited!: (from Salon.com - Cheney's interview on Limbaugh's show in April, 07)

According to an official transcript released by the White House, Limbaugh asked, "You and the President both have decried the theatrics of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and a number of the Democrats, and ... I, frankly, need to ask you if you really think it's theatrics, or is this who they really are? Is this what they really intend, to lose this war, to make sure we come home defeated?"

Yes, the love shines through! Will Dick leave Lynn? Will Rush give Dick an engagement ring and the keys to his (very) secure Palm Beach residence?

Stay tuned...

But while your waiting, here are two very funny (and very revealing) videos for you to enjoy.

THIS BEATS ALL>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Now You Know Why Christofascists Have a
Higher Divorce Rate Than The Rest of the Country

A Florida man wearing an "I ♥ My Marriage" t-shirt was arrested last night for allegedly choking his wife during an argument in their Tampa-area home. Bradley Gellert, a 32-year-old financial consultant, was busted by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office deputies and booked into jail on a felony domestic battery by strangulation charge.... The "I ♥ My Marriage" shirt was a promotional item tied to the 2008 movie "Fireproof," a Christian-themed film starring Kirk Cameron. The movie, a hit in evangelical circles, centers on a fireman's religious awakening and his simultaneous effort to save a failing marriage.
HT: Dan Savage

This would be hysterical if it weren't so pointedly true-to-life. The thread is classic: Man chokes wife, is arrested, mug shot of man shows him wearing a t-shirt "I (heart) My Marriage." T-shirt was a promotional item for a Christian movie about man being born-again and trying to save his marriage.

It's almost unbelievable. But you know it's all true. What could make a man angry enough to choke his wife? Maybe she wasn't "submissive" enough.

Just a thought.

P.S.: Here's the trailer for the movie. I never heard of it. Maybe its "gala premier" was at the local Walmart. (Makes sense since the red carpet would be cheaper).

George W. Bush Presidential Library Website: Iraq? What Iraq? We Can't Remember!

Even when he's supposed to be "retired",
Bush's stupidity spreads. It's sort of like gangrene:

Think Progress:
Bush’s official 483-word bio on the presidential library website doesn’t have a single mention of the Iraq war. In fact, the man who once declared “I’m a war president,” has just one short paragraph devoted to national security issues — with no mention of Iraq or Afghanistan.

For the guy who called himself a "war president" this is stupid beyond belief. Maybe, in a strange way, HIS OWN LIBRARY is trying to distance itself from him! Sad. Really sad.