Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

Hank the Dwarf
Originally uploaded by Dan Kennedy's Pix
Hank WAS angry and DRUNKEN (most of the time) and a DWARF. He came to prominence on the Howard Stern Show, usually yelling obscenities that wound up being bleeped out.

Some of his more memorable quotes:

"Go have sex with Jesus Christ, you faggot!"
"I could have a better conversation with a corpse!"
"Politicians have the brain of a retarded quahog (clam) with brain damage."
"I'm not drunk; I've just been drinkin'"

His real name was Henry Nasiff. Rest in peace, Hank.

Fairies Have Rights Too!!

People Just Don't Know
What They Need!

What they need is for people to respect them and have a certain amount of tolerance for the FAERIE Lifestyle (e.g. "faerie" is the actual spelling). They are dangerously in need of tiny niches in gardens to set up "portals". So many spaces considered useless are left untended while they could serve as entrances/exits to and from the Faerie Dimension. I did one for them in my backyard (pictured at right) and it's been a delight, especially once I got over my faeriephobia. And building one is not difficult: I'm NOT a gardener, but through experimentation, talks with my local nursery and lots of luck, I was able to give them something fairly livable. Anyway, they seem to like it. It's even been entered in a "Beautiful Garden " contest sponsored by the local nursery. If you want to vote for it, you can click here (it's entry #14). It's one way to show faeries that you support more portals like this one. If you want to know how to build one, email me at It's also a great way to get children interested in Faerie Heritage and gardening!

And remember, some of my best friends are faeries (although they use the alternative spelling sometimes), so show your love and support by voting for more portals today!