Conspiracy! Conspiracy! Conspiracy! (Yawn)

But By WHO?

And For WHOM?
We Already Know WHY

When it rains, it POURS! At least in the world of racial disrimination. Yesterday was the 156th anniversary of the publiation of Uncle Tom's Cabin. The day before, we listened to Barak Obama's "To Form a More Perfect Union" speech tackling racism and his connecton with a firebrand minister. And before that, was the anniversary of the march from Selma to Montgomery. Today (last night actually), we've learned about government contract employees peeking illegally at Barack Obama's passport.

....And today (ta da!) is the International Day for the Elimination of Racial Disrimination (United Nations).

About the passport-peeking:

"This is a serious matter that merits a complete investigation, and we demand to know who looked at Senator Obama's passport file, for what purpose, and why it took so long for them to reveal this security breach." (Obama campaign spokesman)

Admit it: the timing is too bizarre. Either these last four days have been someone's idea of a joke or there really is something going on with race being the prime mover.

And the professional conspiracy theorists will be out in full force. Pat Robertson will publishing a book about it very soon (in print-on-demand paperback).

Is George Bush hiding something from us AGAIN? Is this George's OBAMAGATE?

Is this a VAST RIGHT-BUT-YET-A-LITTLE-MORE-TO-THE-LEFT WING CONSPIRACY?

Is Obama really an ALIEN?

Politics, like the church, never ceases to entertain the proletariat. And whoever is caught up in this melee will no doubt prove to be an idiot.

The REAL Obama!!