Famous Evangelicals and Conservatives as Grade School Teachers - How Would They Rate?

Would You Want to Be Staring at Any of These Faces in a Schoolroom?



Top Row: The one who will dare to discipline you - James Dobson; the one who will curse you and send you to detention (camp) - Michelle Malkin; the one who will spit at you wildly while you're having a slight problem of Parkinson's - Rush Limbaugh; the one who will recruit you and take your money - Rod Parsley; the one who will convert you to Christianity, but only if you're Jewish - John Hagee

Second Row: the one who will make you scrub your face to look just like his - Tony Perkins; the two who will produce your multimedia classes and force you to use hairspray - Paul and Jan Crouch; and the one who will hear about as much as the Second Coming - Niccolo Machiavelli

The next two are team-teachers who will assault you one way or the other. One speaks to God (and He talks back!) the other one speaks to herself (since she is the only one worthy enough to hear)



Look at today's sidebar and just guess subject this post is about! That's right, its the holy day for secularists: prayer in public schools was declared unconstitutional by the Supreme Court on this day in 1962. Think of it: 46 years of not hearing a teacher telling you to bow your head or else!

Seriously, this is one day none of the above people will celebrate. And Barack Obama nailed it when he said yesterday, "Even if we did have only Christians in our midst, if we expelled every non-Christian from the United States of America, whose Christianity would we teach in the schools?" Obama said. "Would we go with James Dobson's or Al Sharpton's?"

Yes, these Christofascists want ONLY Christian prayer in schools. After they get that back, it will be much easier to indoctrinate, uh, I mean teach children real values. What will happen to Buddhist children, Muslin children, Hindu children and even Jewish children? Let's just say that discrimination can works wonders for conversion.

Freedom. Enjoy it while it lasts. Here's a look at a former student who had prayer in schools: