Hey, Media! Get Your Priorities Straight!
Today's George Bush Headline:
Bush wraps up Middle East visit on peace, Iran, oil.
What's wrong with that headline? (O.K., besides the fact that it attempts to make history's greatest diplomatic dimwit look like a statesman.)
THE WORDS ARE IN REVERSE ORDER! Everyone knows it should be: "oil" first, THEN "Iran," second, THEN "Peace" - a distant third. This is, after all, George Bush we are talking about. The man's middle name is OIL, not Jimmy Carter nor Will Rogers. (Although George has been trying to channel Will for the last seven years - lucky for Will that he's dead.)
This is the man who wanted desperately to wear a white hat and lead the cavalry charge against a sovereign country - any sovereign country. This is the man who is so close to the Saudi royal family that he could also be dubbed Abdullah, Jr.
Please, media, let's get the labels and priorities straight! You've done it for the last seven years so please don't poop out now.
We're depending on you to set things right! (But not THAT "Right")
1 comment:
Why do you have this insane hatred of the President? Do you feel persecuted by him?
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