THE UH...CAMPUS

CNN Breaking News:

“Firefighters Fight Blaze on White House Campus.”

Campus.

Campus. As in college. As in students. As in education. Where in the world did CNN pluck that word from? “White House Campus” is a bit of an oxymoron (always stress “moron”). When someone as dimwitted as our dear President lives in the White House, let’s face it, does it bring any feeling of intelligence when mentioned? Aren’t there times when you feel that Bush MUST be incredibly stupid because he actually expects the American public to believe half (ok, all) of the things he says?

Campus. Plato. Geology. Physics. Sociology. Biology. Zoology. Juris Prudence. Shakespeare. Edward Albee. Milton. Economics.

Read these subjects again. And again. Can you imagine ANY of them – even remotely – when you see our President?

What, exactly do you imagine?

Right.